But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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