I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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