I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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