we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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