Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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