Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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