if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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