Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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