haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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