Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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