Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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