5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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