Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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