I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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