Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
