the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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