I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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