Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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