Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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