K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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