i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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