She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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