FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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