he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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