whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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