I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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