My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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