I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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