i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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