its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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