went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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