Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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