At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Randomize
