New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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