I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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