I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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