Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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