How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just cropdusted the office
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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