Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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