i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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