Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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