Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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