my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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