1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He did a backflip because drugs
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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