I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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