Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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