No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I haven't been this sober since birth.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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