let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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