I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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