About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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