I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
one two three fourrrrnication!
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
