doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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