You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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