Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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