i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf