you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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