he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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