My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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