My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
found the other keg... it's in the tree
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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