I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
home. puking in laundry basket.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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